Dear item that I am pouring my soul out to,
My name is Ariana and the reason I am making this diary on my computer is that writing is overrated, its just ink on trees. Just Kidding, I love old-fashioned things. Okay, so I love ipods, Itouches, laptops and whatnots. Okay why is "Itouches" incorrect, according to spellcheck in Microsoft word? Oh yes, I remember, it's because this is a prehistoric program and an itouch is a shinning beacon of hope compared to this program. Anyways! Wow, that was so incorrect that it is saddening. Haha, I'm really messing this intro up aren't I? Yes! Shut up alter ego! If this was a person this would be a horr